Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Captainnzeli Airline. This is flight number(ooohh, the fleet!), heading to…Fatherland…We will be in the air for as long as you’ll choose. Please be sure you are seated and your seatbelt is fastened…The smile should definitely be in place. Choose Joy! Get ready for take off! Today’s flight will be your very best that you’ll have had in a long time. I am so excited about it,  so are you…right? Well, that’s a yes! One thing about today’s flight is that you won’t regret the experience, neither will you recover from that which you’ll receive in here. Do you remember mama’s…